ilikegirlsbro:

This fucked me up







thecoppercow:

vacron:

EM juste après :

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Oh but it gets better, look! :

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Language-based cheeky trolling is my fave kind of trolling…






fashionistaflower:
“ hazylines:
“ fashionistaflower:
“ fueledbyrowen:
“ donut-gal98:
“ snowys1349:
“ donut-gal98:
“ snowys1349:
“lmaoooo I entered ‘please’ at the checkout and they gave me 15% off I’m shook 👏🏼👏🏼
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which store is this?...

lovemysub:
“ thewanderrchildd:
“ running-on-oatmeal:
“ outrunmyself:
“I will never not reblog this. The 2 guys in the back are just ❤❤❤
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Always reblog.
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people who get hyped up for other people are the greatest people you can have in your...

no:
“ beyhive4ever:
“ “what are we doing?” ”
They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles
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ourmarilynmonroe:
“Marilyn Monroe photographed by Ed Clark, 1950.
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bisexualpiratequeen:

missvoltairine:

bisexualpiratequeen:

bisexualpiratequeen:

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate

I am a slut
Wen on a dayte
With Boye who would
Manipulate
I’m not sway’d by
His saddened state-
I say okay
I fuck his mayte

The only good addition to this post



glubtier:
“ catbountry:
“ intercal:
“ This is the American Gothic. If you’ve never been to the USA, this image sums it up pretty well.
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#I feel like I’ve driven past this before#been exactly here#but at the same time I’m not sure
Same, actually.
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